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By: JayaBlissNectar's Ex GF

JayaBlissNectar's Ex GF — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:24:30 +0000

JayaBlissNectar, I just cracked your code;

SHYAM teri bansi bajai dhire dhire……

By: Isn't it?

Isn't it? — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:16:47 +0000

There is clearly some material to be found here..

http://www.16108.com/Videos/

..even if all you can come up with is a rebuttal to my post about your e-mail where I have point-for-point smashed your position. After all, you have yet to make a video out of it and I have yet to lecture on it point-for-point.

By: Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef)

Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:56:30 +0000

Be careful about this, and I am being serious here. You could be banned by your local GBC for this stuff.

You don’t want to walk into the temple, be asked to purchase a thali, tell them that you brought your own, and get banned from all future festivals.

Just be non-descrete and pull out your thali from your bag at the last moment, so you can offer it along with everybody else.

The main point is to worship the Deities. It is not necessary to pay piles of money for a thali though that you can put together yourself at home.

By: Rati

Rati — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:41:16 +0000

Or if someone set up a car puja stand in the parking lot.

By: Rati

Rati — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:40:00 +0000

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thali scalpers

By: Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef)

Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:20:09 +0000

Say you are in a bind and need some extra laxmi. Remember running around parking lots in days of hold out on Sankirtan. Well why not run around the temple parking lot during the big festival like Janmastami and sell Talis to temple guests? Imagine the suprise and outrage on the temple president’s face when his Tali program has failed – you under cut him by selling his $108 Tali for a mere $25 each in the parking lot of his own temple!

By: Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef)

Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:54:55 +0000

I wrote a funny article over at Sampradaya Sun (in my other alliase as Suresh das) called B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Banana). I went to a fire sacrifice a number of months back at the L.A. Temple. A little girl reached for a banana before the sacrifice began and was loudly chastised and scolded by the head priest – “Bananas are only for people who paid for the sacrifice.” I honestly was really insulted by this behavior. What does a banana cost these days a buck maybe? I said it under my breath, but I felt like screaming it – B.Y.O.B. Bring your own banana! Bring your own banana to the next fire sacrifice you attend.

Anyway here’s my new idea for Janmastami and other big temple events: B.Y.O.T. (Bring Your Own Tali). For $108 at the local temple you get a silver-plated tray, three sticks of incense, a tiny flower, and a simple ghee lamp. I figure your Tali at most costs under $10.00. Since you get to keep your Tali at the end of the service to take home, why not make your own Tali that you take to the temple each time and save money?

For $50.00 at the local temple you get a paper plate Tali. For $5.00 or even less you can make your own.

End high inflation now and B.Y.O.T.!

By: du-wap dasa

du-wap dasa — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 19:45:57 +0000

Did you get my pics? Are they the kind of stuff you’d be interested in? Satire-y enough?

Cheers

By: du-wap dasa

du-wap dasa — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:18:05 +0000

I have some daily comic style stuff I’d be happy to submit. Interested?

By: jaganat

jaganat — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:29:59 +0000

this http://www.bhagavatlife.com/retreats/georgia1.php *deserves* and article here…