While the fact that senior devotees purchased radiation suits is undeniably true, also true are the allegations that Bhakta Charlie purposely failed to state that these senior Srila Prabhupada disciples actually bought the radiation suits to complete the costuming of their Krishna conscious Devo cover band.

DEVOtee, a band dedicated to the propagation of Vedic philosophy though electronic new wave music and red plastic “energy domes,” has just recorded their first album Q: Are We Not Karmis? A: We Are DEVOtee.

Their fall tour will kick off with a few promo spots on Japanese TV, but will head to small venues stateside in November.

While the motivation for such a blatant attempt at slander remains a mystery, sources close to Bhakta Charlie report him to be the sound engineer behind rival Krishna conscious synthesizer-based act Four Old Dudes Kickin’ Ass on the Stage, a band who many feel have out-lived their mantra rock relevance.

DEVOtee’s first single, “The End of the World Is Near (And I Feel Fine Because Home is Really Elsewhere),” a Devoesque cover of the similarly-titled REM song, promises to be a chart topper, marking DEVOtee’s place atop the Hare Krishna synthpop world.