Comments on: Synthpop act DEVOtee Target of Envious False News Story

By: bhakta raj prabhu Dasa

bhakta raj prabhu Dasa — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:30:52 +0000

Yes prabhus…

~Simply let us all be whipping it.

By: astottara

astottara — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:26:48 +0000

wow. this is really inspirational. i know no one is going to take me seriously but really.. cyber-sanga rules. and i thought i’d never say anything about the internet being cool after being a teen in the 90s.

anyway. this is a very crucial enquiry.
does DEVOtee actually exist?

because if it doesn’t, it should. I can put my cyber post punk doom metal side project on the side and make some synthpop.

By: Prabhupada Only

Prabhupada Only — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:26:14 +0000

DEVOtee, watch out! Spawned by the increasing rise in hate mail directed to GALVA by the fundamentalist Hindu extremists, we’ve decided to start a Gay, Hare Krsna horror-punk, Misfits tribute band called Hate Breeders. Our first Blu-ray – Rahu Attacks! – due out on Plan 108 Records Sept. 1, features the songs 20 Yonis and Smarta Zombies on the flipside.

“I turned into a Golokian, woah oh oh. I can’t even recall my name, woah oh oh. Times I never hardly sleep at night, woah oh oh. Well, i turned into a Golokian today. I turned into a Golokian woah oh oh. i can’t even recall my friends and family woah oh oh. times i only chant and cry all night woah oh oh. well, i turned into a Golokian today…”

By: Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef)

Boy-R-D dasa (not the chef) — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:52:19 +0000

When I read an article like this I can’t for the life of me understand what it’s all about. It makes me feel really old.

By: Dwija

Dwija — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:44:32 +0000

Ah, now it all makes sense. It’s so obvious. Take a look at the new and “improved” version of Bhagavad Gita. Instead of Krishna holding His transcendental conchshell, Panchajanya, it shows Krishna holding, guess what?
A whip!
Que music, and…….
“Crack that whip
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your mommas back
When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must whip it
When somethings going wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
Its not too late
To whip it
Whip it good”
Many years have gone into the preparation for this DEVOtee band. Must be Krishna’s arrangement prabhu. Or is it just a group of upstarts derangement?

By: Rati

Rati — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:27:21 +0000

hahhahahhahhahhhaa!!!!!! Great reporting!

damn sound engineer…figures!