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New Fired-up Bhaktas Must Wait to be Placed on Payroll

April 18th, 2008 · 5 Comments ·

The newest influx of recruits to the area Hare Krishna temple are eager and willing to do any service at all for the pleasure of Sri Sri Radha-Krishna and the devotees. However, they’re in a holding pattern until they can be placed on the temple’s payroll.

Typically, this waiting period is 2-3 business days, the time it takes for temple treasurer Nandakumar Gupta to prepare the papers for the IRS and accountant, Larry Spigman.

“Usually we are very quick,” says Gupta from behind a stack of W-4 forms. “But now Larry is busy with so many things. We are very quickly searching for new accountant.”

The arrival of new devotees was at an all-time low, until the temple board decided to hire full time sankirtana workers. These full time employees, many who were out-of-work TV commercial actors, work 40 hours a week chanting, dancing and distributing books on the corner of Maple and High Streets. The results of their labor are obvious.

Hired TV commercial actors chant, dance and distribute books downtown while new bhaktas wait out the emergency hiring freeze on new recruits.“Normally, we’d get one or two new bhaktas a month, but now we get four or five a week,” said bhakta leader Balanga das, adding, “It’s really hard to keep up with all the paperwork.”

In the past month, the temple has taken on over 20 new bhaktas. Nearly all of these bhaktas are awaiting the processing of their work papers.

“I just want to mop a floor or clean some pots,” says new convert, Bhakta Todd, “I can’t wait to get in there and do some real seva.”

Bhakta Joe, who joined up with Bhakta Todd, agreed, “I don’t get it, why can’t we clean the temple or a bathroom or two?”

Some congregational members suggested that the temple pay the new bhaktas “under the table.” But, according to temple authorities, working “under the table” (the practice of paying a worker without reporting it to the IRS) is something that the temple would never do. “It is simply wrong,” say Gupta, “for a bhakta to earn wages and not report, it is robbery, he is criminal.”

Another problem addressed at an emergency temple board meeting is that if the rate of new bhaktas does not soon decrease, the temple will be unable to pay the new adherents, even after the paperwork is sorted out.

“We are given only so much laxmi for payroll,” say Gupta, “we are now having to turn new devotees away, we have no more positions to fill.”

The temple board has also placed a hiring freeze on new bhaktas. The sankirtan workers can still go out to collect laxmi, but for now they are not allowed to bring back any new recruits.

“I just don’t know what to do,” said a visibly upset Jason Marsh, who has been studying Srila Prabhupada’s books, classes and conversations for over a year, “I wanted to join the temple, be in the association of devotees, to do some service.”

When Marsh was told about the hiring freeze, he asked the sankirtana manager, “Hiring freeze? Didn’t Srila Prabhupada say that temple devotees shouldn’t get salaries? I just want to do service, I don’t want to get paid, I just want to do it for free.”

The sankirtana manager replied by saying, “Prabhu, you can quote Srila Prabhupada all you want, but to work at the temple, you have to be on payroll. Anything else just isn’t practical.”

Back at the temple, the new bhaktas have been told to read from Srila Prabhupada’s books until the paperwork can be processed, however, even that practice has been called into question.

“Srila Prabhupada says that even reading his books is devotional service,” says temple board member Ravi Patel, “how can a devotee perform devotional service when not on the temple payroll?” Adding, “you are asking for big, big lawsuit.”

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Rati // Apr 18, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Oh my God!!! That’s just too funny. (Even if a lot of it is almost true!)
    The sankirtana manager must be a new employee. He neglected to throw in the standard, “Well, Prabhupada said a lot of different things at different times…” reply. For that oversight he should get a pay cut.

  • 2 Madhava Gosh // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Resurgents Attack

    Taking advantage of the PPP (Post Program Paralysis) syndrome suffered by most temple devotees after a 4 hour morning program and breakfast, members of the Resurgency have been reported doing illicit devotional service in the morning while temple residents are napping.

    The Resurgency is a shadowy group of devotees who live and work outside the temple but have been unable to forget Krishna.

    They have been known to do spot cleaning in short bursts, constantly moving. They have also been observed weeding in the garden and picking up litter on the grounds.

    Bolder more coordinated attacks have resulted in less visible rooms being painted.

    There are even unconfirmed reports of IEBs (Intentionally Emitted Books) being distributed along roadsides.

    Temple authorities have disregarded most such reports and characterized any such persons as “a few remaining hardliners” and encouraged business as usual to continue.

  • 3 Devak // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:56 am

    See here Sri Madhava, your problems are nothing compared to the job situation at a maha temple on the ____________. [If I say the temple name I might not get any prasadam this Sunday.]

    Our problem is that the white elephant bhaktas are competing for temple jobs with newly arrived Indians. Sri Ravi Ramjan is all upset, saying, ” Is this what I came to America for? I want to send my son to college and I figured that temple jobs are the key to our future. Besides that, back home we used to clean Krishna Temple with weed broom but here in America we have wonderful broom from China. We love everything in USA.”

    As a result of this crisis the temple president is doing most of the jobs himself. He reports that the local Teamsters Union are considering picketing the temple in protest. We’re all worried that the devotees are ripe for harvest by the AFL-CIO and Longshoremen Unions.

    Devak…….not crossing the picket lines surrounding the temple

  • 4 yas // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:10 am

    HAHAHA we are saved now we can laugh about others that are going to hell.I almost pissed my pants laughing.

  • 5 chats // Apr 20, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Baba, your losing your touch. This didn’t get a single laugh out of me. Not like toilet paper revolt. I laughed myself off the chair. Back to the …writing board for you!

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